Wow…this is beyond wacky.

A man held up a bank in Sacramento last Saturday and his weapon of choice?

Two McDonald's apple pies?! WTF?!

Police arrested the guy but the bank employees thought two apple pies looked like bombs?

McDonald's might have to take them off the menu. These pies are too dangerous to let randos hold up banks with them.

Check out the video above to hear their cray-cray details.